Imagine for a moment that you are at an orgy, and you are fucking a sexy acquaintance on your new friend’s kitchen table. Previous to being placed upon the table, you, and the group of libertines around you have been involved in a series of trysts in different locations: the living room couch, in front of the TV in the den, on the kitchen floor. What do all moments have in common? You’re not having sex in bed, with your usual partner, surrounded by all the comforts of home.
Having sex on a bed is nice, but you’re also increasingly aware of how many things, aside from the bed itself, normally contribute to sexual comfort. What did you do with your hair tie? Where’s the lube? Do we have the right kind of condoms? CHAPSTICK. WHO HAS CHAPSTICK?
That was the problem that Astrid, our ever observant Orgy Mom, noticed. And since Astrid loves to fill a hole, she promptly invented a solution to our problem that did not involve going home to bed: The Cum Caddy was born.
What is a Cum Caddy?
A Cum Caddy is a portable sex comfort and safety station that is always at the ready wherever you need it. And although we normally use it for group sex situations, it works great if you just want to fuck in front of the fire at home.
Do I need a Cum Caddy
Having your own cum caddy to bring to any sexy events you’re attending will make you both prepared and popular! Bring yours to any 3somes, dungeons, sex theaters, swingers clubs, house parties, outdoor sex adventures, or yacht bacchanals (we haven’t been invited to one, but we’d be ready) you attend, or want to be prepared for.
So now that you know you need a cum caddy, how do you get one? I’m so glad you asked - see below for links to everything you need. Happy cumming!
Mints/gum
Container for garbage (we use a Chinese take out tub with tiny garbage bags)
Eye masks/ear plugs for sensory deprivation
bandanas/washcloths (anything that is easy to wash and reuse)
Condoms
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